When rag raiding dressed as a butterfly, one member of the public asked if I had started the day as a syphalis! (I really hope he meant crystalis)

"Jenny, you only have 2 states: one is drunk and the other one's a hangover"

Following a drinking competition.... "I don't get this boat race...there isn't any water!

"Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow?" *Tries to lick elbow* "Oh yeah...how about the other one?"

Sign seen on london train: "Please eat a disabled person"

After 13 hours of asking people to 'Help The Aged', Kat goes for a change and asks "excuse me Sir, can you Help The Naked?". Other popular ones at the end of the day were "Age the helped?", "Help the aided", "Help fight aids", and my personal favourite from our own karni rep Dan "Fight the aged!". One member of the public even thought were were part of some animal rights campain after seeing the 'Security Seal' on the collecting tin!